Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  oh we are SO back

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Jan 2025

  how does someone get their ass handed to them for a whole movie & still look so cunty doing it

Popular reviews

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  The Night of the Hunter 1955

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Oct 2023

  i was expecting it to suck tbh but it was actually kind of hilarious. i’m pretty sure half the times weren’t even purposefully funny but i was dying anyways

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  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  i would’ve watched this a lot sooner if someone told me ET gets cronk

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