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  The Conjuring 2 2016

  ★★★★ Added

  I am not sure who or what possessed TPTB to turn this movie into a scene from the goddamn Sound of Music halfway through, but I'm Not Mad about it

  (when are we getting Conjuring 3 pls and thx)

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  The Nun 2018

  ★★★ Added

  I saw Slender Man so my bar of expectation was already pretty low going in, and as a result The Nun was perfectly serviceable

  still think it's some kind of stealth origin story for Lorraine, fight me

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  I'll Be Watching 2018

  ★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2018

  otherwise known as “kate and her boys”

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  The Conjuring 2013

  ★★★★½ Added

  the hide-and-clap sequence was as terrifying as advertised, but I am mostly here for ghost-hunting marrieds Ed and Lorraine Warren (their fictionalized versions, ofc) as played by Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga

  give me more of their adventures, please

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