Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  kinda true kinda annoying loved the jar jar binks impression tho didn’t know id get that little treat

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  needed more mickey on mickey action -0.5 stars

Popular reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2023 2

  i would suck manny’s dick so hard his stomach would cave in like a caprisun

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2023 3

  i wholeheartedly believe that greta gerwig could do oppenheimer but chris could not have done the barbie movie 

  
  
  

  side note: every man i’ve seen has rated this 3.5 or lower (mostly lower) and every woman i’ve seen has rated this 4 or more. interesting right?