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  Please Vote for Me 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  Why is Cheng Cheng lowkey MAGA

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  Turbo 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Hadn’t seen in a while but was playing on the wall as I got my echocardiogram done by a Turkish lady yesterday at Cook’s center in Southlake because I guess cardiologists have stingy schedules. Never realized the skinny one was Snoop Dog and I was having a fun time until my mom commented that this was her second time hearing my heart: the first being when I was in her womb during a pregnancy ultrasound, and the second being now,…

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 17 Jul 2024 1

  Five Nights at Freddy’s + Reddit two sentence horror stories + those YouTube videos where they ask moms if they would kill for their child

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  Bob just wants a chill, relaxed girl who he can watch cool videos with and who is chill and who is not toxic, manipulative, or abusive. It’s the simple things in life

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