Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  You can pry this film from my barnacle-y Dutchman tentacles.

  Orlando Bloom has never looked hotter.

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  Blazing Saddles 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  Piss on you! I’m workin’ for Mel Brooks!

Popular reviews

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  There is a moment in this film where Feathers McCraw does a dramatic villain-in-a-swivel-chair turn around, and it’s revealed he’s holding a fluffy white seal, and it’s all I needed to know this was an excellent film.

  Plus some gentle ribbing about AI and modern technology etc.

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  Juror #2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Jan 2025

  A solid little drama, but my god if Nicholas Hoult’s wife didn’t serve any other purpose except “barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen”

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