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Happiest Season 2020
if i were abby i would’ve gunned down harper and her entire family (not you jane stay famous) and then passionately frenched riley
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Blades of Glory 2007
will arnett i am asking you please one night just one i would rock your world you have no idea
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Hereditary 2018
If I could rate this movie zero fucking stars I would. I can’t even put into words my disdain for this movie. My mom and I were trying to pick a movie to watch because we were going through some heavy family stuff. I BEGGED AND PLEADED to watch The King of Staten Island because it’s a comedy and because I want Pete Davidson’s cock in my mouth, and she goes “No. Bad. Dead Parent.” then suggests we watch fucking…
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The Lego Movie 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i wish i could give this FILM more stars. this didn’t win an oscar. keep that in mind. this movie has absolutely every aspect of film you can put into words. it covers every base; comedy, tragedy, musicality, horror, romance. it has some of the most visually pleasing scenes to ever grace my eyes, and everything is awesome? there wasn’t a day in the year this movie came out that every kid i knew wasn’t listening to this song. the…
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