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  • Tremors
  • Godzilla vs. Hedorah
  • Jurassic Park
  • Godzilla

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  • Eragon

    ½

  • Darkness Falls

  • The Exorcist III

    ★★★★★

  • Godzilla vs. Gigan Rex

    ★★★★

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  • Eragon

    Eragon

    ½

    Only time I’ve ever watched this until literally today was back when it first released. Attended a birthday party held for a friend of mine at the time where his parents rented out a theater for us and he got to choose whatever movie to attend. 

    He chose this. That kid fucking sucked. Glad I’m not friends with him anymore, hope he’s living a terrible fucking life.

  • Darkness Falls

    Darkness Falls

    Genuinely one of the worst cases of wasted potential within the horrorsphere. Its core elements are solid as shit - mental health issues/childhood traumas/gothic fairy tales/small town legends/mob mentality anxieties, etc. - and the idea of a haunted tooth fairy flick sounds inspired as hell but DAMN does this thing blow. About as bog standard and dull as your basic early aughts PG-13 supernatural horror flick of the time comes and goes. Bargain bin shit; put it right next to…

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  • The Owl House: Thanks to Them

    The Owl House: Thanks to Them

    ★★★★★

    I identify with Luz Noceda so fucking much.

    Everything about Luz and the troubles she faces are so deeply resonating for me. Struggling with her self-worth, struggling with her neurodivergence and how she applies it, discovering her bisexuality as she grows older, desperately trying to reclaim her identity in the wake of losing a parent, trying to make sense of a world that seems determined to put her down for simply having ADHD; for daring to be bold and different…

  • In a Violent Nature

    In a Violent Nature

    ★★★★½

    Hot damn, this fucking rips. 1980’s campground slasher iconography filtered through the blunt, nasty lens of Van Sant and Malick. Shot, blocked, and framed with a sensory distance that turns the brutal antics into just another mundane piece of daily life. Just your everyday occurrence for the garden variety Jason/Cropsy/Madman Marz-style of backwoods killer while also answering just what the hell do those guys get up to when the camera cuts away from them in a conventional narrative. Gorgeously shot with lush, deliberate earthly visuals. Hall-of-fame kill in this one, man.