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Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024 2

  The real heretic is whichever vue executive decided it’s ok to charge customers 7 quid for a coke

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Dec 2024

  The jury for the case regarding a certain insurance company CEO and Mario’s brother have the opportunity to make a pretty awesome sequel ngl

Popular reviews

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  Mr. Bean's Holiday 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Oct 2021 8

  What is life but a teardrop in the eye of infinity? Together we lived, we laughed, we loved.

  But you left me. And now, I walk this wilderness alone. What use is a cop with a broken heart? Without you, I'm nothing.

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  The Romans lit fires in the skulls of the dead, that they might forget their past. Wherever I look, I'm reminded our relationship is dead.

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  It's winter now. And the…

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  Spinners and Losers 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Aug 2023 1

  "Thats just as libellous as the Huw Edwards rumour" - Malcolm Tucker 2007