CarterHater97

CarterHater97

Too late to enjoy Stanley Kubrick, too early to enjoy Quentin Tarantino Jr., just in time to hate Robert Eggers.

Favorite films

  • Spaceballs
  • Brüno
  • Superbad
  • Gangs of New York

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  • Barbarian

    ★★★

  • The Jerk

    ★★★★½

  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    ★★★

  • Under Paris

    ★½

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  • Under Paris

    Under Paris

    ★½

    Hilariously bad movie. Fun watch.

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    ★★★★

    While this film feels like a completely stripped down version of a Tarantino style film, I think people are overlooking the genius that it takes to pull this off.

    Sure, if you gave an artist a million colors to choose from, they could create a lovely painting that is vibrant and tells a story. But true mastery, is working with black and white only and using shadows and lighting to invoke the same emotions without the luxury of a complex color palette.

    I believe this film is misunderstood as a color painting, when it is actually black and white.

    It's wonderful.

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ½

    Nosferatu? More like creepy Bulgarian incel tricks man into being a cuck and killing all of England. Bad bad bad.

  • Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom

    Detective Heart of America: The Final Freedom

    ★★★

    The pinnacle of what crowd sourcing a movie could be. An alarming amount of quotes have made it into my daily vernacular. Life is a melancholy fog knowing I'll never get to visit Slam Zone.

    Just dial 8 for a magical movie experience.