Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Redline 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  one of the most gorgeous movies ive ever seen, crazy good character design, every frame oozes with charm, i think about the soundtrack probably every fucking day. Movie that changed my life fr. It probably felt good as fuck for machine head to eat the streamlight

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  A Simple Favor 2018

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Half a star is from how hot blake lively is and another quarter star is from when they did a movie magic moment w the twins

Popular reviews

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  Excalibur 1981

  ★★★★ Added

  imagine you were so fucking horny for some blonde who cant even bathe regularly that you sold your firstborn to a wizard then died immediately. Then your son turns out to be jesus

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  The Squid and the Whale 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  This guy fucking SUUUUUCKSSSS. Beautiful movie though way funnier than i thought itd be

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