Caroline

Caroline

Advocate for shorter runtimes & practical effects

Favorite films

  • Mustang
  • The Shining
  • The Innocents
  • The Florida Project

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  • American Fiction

  • Janet Planet

  • Opus

  • Paterson

Recent reviews

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  • Opus

    Opus

    I’m gonna LEVEL with y’all…this was bad. But Ayo, I still love you, baby!)

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★

    I want Willem Dafoe to smack a Sprite can out of my hand and put me in a headlock.








    But for real, this is such a good movie.

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  • Once Upon a Time... MUSTANG

    Once Upon a Time... MUSTANG

    I happened to be thinking about Mustang this morning, and when I went to see if it was still available on the Criterion Channel, I came across this and pressed play. My love for the film only grew, especially after getting to know Deniz and the girls as well as the real-life events that inspired the movie. Am I ready to give in and say that Mustang is my favorite movie?

  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    I feel like I was just given 18 different medical shots, my uterus was spat on, I overdosed on host and wine?, I gave birth at one point and my legs are still shaking, I was sexually punched (IDK BUT THATS HOW I FEEL) and I don't ever want to have LEMONADE AGAIN AND MICHELLE HURT ME ALSO Javier Bardem MIGHT BE A SOCIOPATH AND ACTS ON THE SIDE --- I'm never having another baby and I want whatever JLAW…