Favorite films

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  They Shoot Horses, Don't They? 1969

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  this movie came out in the year 1969, which is funny, as it has "69" in it! These numbers correspond into a form of sexual innuendo, this can cause a chuckle, or even a guffaw in an audience.

  Btw this is maybe the bleakest movie I've ever seen

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  Son of the Mask 2005

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  I took notes while watching this movie, I think the best way to get an idea of how much this piece of garbage tormented me, you should just see the notes! Here they are!

  
  “Edge city” I love it already. Honestly I don't hate the beginning, it’s not good, but I don’t hate it. I wouldn't call it funny, but I don’t mind its being here. Oh…what is he doing? The effects and cinematography are absolute garbage. The effects just…

Popular reviews

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  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  i was in the middle of writing an actual review of this movie then David Lynch died

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  Saving Christmas 2014

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  I legitimately have never seen a bigger misunderstanding of how to make a movie in my entire life

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