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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I’m going to pay an Etsy witch to curse Gal Gadot so I never have to watch her act again. Rachel Zegler is a star though, I’m sorry your agent has failed you.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I am begging someone to put Robert Pattinson in a slap stick comedy the man clearly wants to EMOTE.

Popular reviews

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2022

  Gorgeous, grotesque and beautifully shot. Some may even argue it’s the most romantic film of 2022.

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  See How They Run 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Sep 2022

  If Wes Anderson and Rian Johnson had a baby.

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