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Mickey 17 2025
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“WE ARE THE ALIENS” 🤬
i genuinely love how unhinged and badass nasha’s character was. “both Mickey 17 and 18 are MINE.” is genuinely crazy 😭also nick and i watched this in the dbox and it didn’t make any sense 😭 why were the chairs moving when an alarm buzzed AND when mickey turned his head??
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Emilia Pérez 2024
i wish i could go back in time and bet someone a lot of money that emilia perez will get 13 oscar noms. i’d be rich rn because NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE ME.
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A Real Pain 2024
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David placing the smaller rock behind everyone on the tomb while Benji placed the bigger rock symbolizing how each of them take up space around other people. MWAH! CHEFS KISS! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!
Although I connected more with David, the way they wrote Benji’s character is so perfect and shows that everyone is going through it no matter who, what where you are or how you come off. Benji never came off as annoying to me and it’s honestly…
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Choose Love 2023
*makes cami cheat on her long term bf and lead jack on*
us: SHE’S SO ANNOYING 🙄🙄
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