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Dune 2021
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My man Duncan, the first recipient of the 'Duncan Cross' - for ignoring death multiple times to protect the protagonist in cooler ways.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
I liked that bit where Chris Pine said it's dungeon time and dragoned all over the place.
Edgin Darvis (Christ Pine) is a bard, ex-harper, widower, thief, and father, (not necessarily in that order) who has just broken out of a jail in the snow with his barbarian friend Holga (Michelle Rodriguez). Unfortunately, when he goes to reunite with his daughter (Chloe Coleman), who he hasn’t seen for two years, he discovers she has been poisoned by Edgin’s old criminal…
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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
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Watch the first 4:49 minutes of this film; tell me you're not already in love.
Scott (Michael Cera) is a terrible person. He acts as if everyone in his life revolves around Planet Scott. His bandmates, his roommate and his girlfriend. And so, despite constant warnings from people in his life, it surprises no one that he decides to go after the girl literally from his dreams - Ramona (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). Just one problem, she has seven evil exes…
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
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Turns out the allos are okay. Just this one isn’t.
The film is quick to say it is not a love story. It's not. But when Tom (Gordon-Levitt), meets Summer (Daschenael) and feels like he has “found the one,” he’s convinced it is.
In fact, we find out a few things from this non-linear narrative, which makes Tenet look like a cakewalk. 1. Tom has no idea what he’s talking about. 2. Summer does not hold love in the same…
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