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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  of all the dirty things that babygirl did, the dirtiest was roll around on hotel room carpet 😷

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  mouth breathing horny chicken leg mustache touting slurping pining little creep

  stunning cinematography

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  The Royal Nanny 2022

  ★½ Watched 13 Nov 2022

  Classic Hallmark Christmas movie about a nanny coming to work for the royal family and can’t help but be charmed by the prince…*rEcOrD sCrAtCh* but add undercover spies, prince-napping, and martial arts w an umbrella. 

  tbh kudos to Hallmark for trying out a new plot

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  The Killer 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Nov 2023

  Give the Fitbit a best supporting actor nom

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