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  • Crossroads
  • Moonlight
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Halloween

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  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★

  • Dig!

    ★★★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★

  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

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  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★

    “I think this is the only part I’ve understood so far”
    - Our George out loud in the cinema when the ladies were making out topless. 

    And I think that pretty much sums it up!

  • Dig!

    Dig!

    ★★★★

    Close enough, welcome back Oasis vs Blur! 

    This was just pure chaos and hilarious. Felt like I was watching a mockumentary. Going into it not knowing much about the history of the Dandy’s and BJM, I feel considerably educated. Somewhat against my will. But I enjoyed it nonetheless. 

    I was digging it, if you will.

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★★★½

    Very me film. Grand soundtrack. Dark but the script provides comic relief. 

    Should’ve checked the trigger warnings LOL, I didn’t think on top of r*pe and murder there’d be a partner suicide too! 🤠 Good job I went to the university of dissociation and graduated with honours. 

    I actually enjoyed the ending, no such thing as happy endings when you’ve been through such shite. You’ve gotta take the least sad one.

  • Babygirl

    Babygirl

    ★★★½

    Nicole and Harris were great 
    Uncomfortable moments, and I don’t mean the sex, both characters are so intentionally fucking awkward
    Was expecting more electricity, again I don’t mean the sex, more so the use of music and pace
    Like the club scene and father figure bit were great, I want more of that! 


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