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Favorite films

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man
  • The Handmaiden
  • Branded to Kill
  • The Great Satan

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  • The Holy Virgin Versus the Evil Dead

    ★★★½

  • Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★

  • Poor Things

    ★★★

  • The Door into Summer

    ★★★

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  • The Holy Virgin Versus the Evil Dead

    The Holy Virgin Versus the Evil Dead

    ★★★½

    incomprehensible to me! comedies from foreign countries are often hard to understand and this is a weird sex comedy from 1991… and Hong Kong!


    i was too without context to be anything but along for the ride. scenes played out bafflingly. what do you mean, you’re going to try becoming a movie star, lady cop? is this some kind of “you can’t fire me, I quit”? wow, she’s really having this conversation… without putting pants on? why is the Moon Monster…

  • Late Night with the Devil

    Late Night with the Devil

    ★★★

    cute! i expected deeper social horror. definitely more fun than scary, but i pretty much had a good time. i think the final freak out is downright nice. 

    two and a half slices of satanic pentagram pizza out of five. you may chillax to this horro film.

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  • Body of Evidence

    Body of Evidence

    ★★★★

    i literally don’t know why people don’t like this movie. Madonna and Willem Dafoe are both smokin hot and he’s the bottom. 

    literally.

    what’s bad?

  • Triggered

    Triggered

    let’s be real, loved ones: leftists, especially teenage leftists, are a rich vein for comedy. 

    we are a silly people. there are lots of funny jokes about us. 

    this movie has none of them. it’s just rote misogyny. it’s boring. it’s old.


    for a while, i thought a woman, at least, had written it. nope. nope. not even that. 

    the only good thing about this movie is the boy/boy sex scene.