Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Ngl lizard man had a point, having a regrowable tail sounds sick as fuck

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  Pearl 2022

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The sounds of the maggots hitting the plate might be the most disgusted and disturbed I've ever been from a movie

Popular reviews

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  Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 13 May 2022

  IM PULLING OUT MY HAIR AND THROWING UP AND BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL STEVE LOTER YOU SON OF A BITCH

  WHERE THE FUCK IS BOBBLE AND CLANK

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  Piglet's Big Movie 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jan 2022

  This movie broke me so much I got a headache from crying

  I can never be the same, I will never love the same

  And maybe that's a good thing