Caulini Tortellini

Caulini Tortellini Pro

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Princess Mononoke
  • O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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  • War of the Worlds

    ★★★½

  • Minority Report

    ★★★★

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★★★

  • Significant Other

    ★★★½

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  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★★½

    "Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... [voice breaks] human."
    -Captain James T. Kirk

    Not just the best Star Trek film, but a legitimately great film to boot. Wrath of Khan is an excellent meditation on what it means to be human. Do the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few? Or the one?

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★½

    The Grand Budapest Hotel, from Z to A:
    Zany
    Youthful
    Xenial
    Whimsical
    Valiant
    Unabashed
    Thoughtful
    Spectacular
    Romantic
    Quaint
    Poetic
    Ornate
    Noteworthy
    Madcap
    Lovely
    Kinetic
    Joyous
    Idealistic
    Hysterical
    Genteel
    Fast-paced
    Eccentric
    Daring
    Charming
    Brilliant
    Ambitious

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  • Querelle

    Querelle

    ★★★★

    Every place someone could have possibly drawn a penis, they have done so. No surface has been left un-phallicized. I love that.

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★★½

    "Still surfing?"
    "Every day."

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  • It Takes Two

    It Takes Two

    ★★★★★

    Anyone who doesn't love this movie has a stick up their butkis

  • L.A. Confidential

    L.A. Confidential

    ★★★★½

    Excellent film. Really smart screenplay and acting so impressive that one could almost forget they're watching a film filled to the brim with recognizable faces. One of the best neo-noirs ever made; a must-see for fans of the genre.

    Nothing but respect for MY Best Picture 1997 (although I do really love Titanic).