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  Snow White 2025

  Watched 24 Mar 2025

  so her hair never grew over those years. just that bob and a fucking wishing well. i hate snow white as a princess she’s the worst and is in the bottom 3 for a reason. does nothing. this movie was so flat snow white didn’t need an adaptation bc it was a terrible story in the first place. everyone says it’s a classic only bc she’s the first disney princess and their nostalgia blinds them but it’s acc just a shitshow story turned into a cesspool movie with people that can’t act or sing. 

  also fuck gal gadot

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  i’m ngl i think this movie was so confusing. the time stamps definitely helped but realistically who’s paying attention to them. i only really got it after reading the wikipedia plot as well but i guess it alright. donnie darko is very troubled though and i cant help but wonder how much differently the events of the movie would have played out if he was not an upper class white boy

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  not even 20 mins into this movie and alyssa is pissing me all the way off she’s trifling as fuck. sza really know how to play a shitty character because alyssa needs to get hands put on her. idc how close our fucking friendship, keep constantly pulling shit like alyssa and you’d get the brakes beat off you. someone needs to knock the mario coins of sense back into her head

  first ashley as the bank teller, then ava as…

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  Enchanted 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  10/10 banging movie. i’ve loved this movie since it came out and i first watched it and even now it’s still a classic. everyone gets heir happy endings, great songs, STACKED cast, what’s not to love. such a good movie this is one i can watch forever and ever without getting tired of it. truly a masterpiece✨

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