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  Safe 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

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  Certified Copy 2010

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

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Popular reviews

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  The Holy Mountain 1973

  ½ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Exploitive piece of shit directed by rapist animal abuser piece of bigger shit.

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  Oldboy 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Sep 2022 3

  Haha (nervously). 

  My family decided they wanted to complete every single side quest in the house as in my dad took a door off it’s hinges only to put it back on (?) whilst I was watching this so I had a hard time watching it but GOD. DAMN. This was good. 

  I think it may be flawless. I will rewatch when there isn’t a drill going off 30 feet away from me.

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