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The Strangers: Chapter 1 2024
Serious contender for the worst movie I have ever seen. Either ChatGPT wrote this or a high schooler. Seriously worth checking out to learn how not to write and direct.
So bad it’s good horror - easy to roast the absolute shit out of.
I genuinely think I could make a better horror movie on a $1000 budget.
Some great one liners.
Some bad editing.
What fucking nepotism got this shit greenlit.
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The Worst Person in the World 2021
A girl in Iceland told me to watch this movie over some prosecco. We talked about a lot: politics, relationships, majors, drinks, jobs, travel. Basically we talked about life. It's been a month. We talked for 20 minutes. I think about that conversation every day.
Choosing to give title names effectively adds tension.
Lots of cool shots but sometimes not so cool shots. Sometimes things get a bit self indigent. The frozen sequence, trip and shot where characters swap smoke…
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