Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  If I ever when the lottery I’m done with arguing with people. I’d just build personalized death traps with a matching miniature diorama.

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  Strange Darling 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  “Nonlinear” in the sense that it’s got its back curved over so hard to fit its head up its own ass

Popular reviews

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  The French Dispatch 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2022

  This is the movie they put on for j-school grads when they “send them to Chicago”
  (euthanize them)

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  What if we kissed in the hall of dead Uncle Bens…😳🫣