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I'm So Sick Of People Saying Love Is All A Woman Is Fit For. I'm So Sick Of It...But I'm So Lonely

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Favorite films

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Tall Girl 2 2022

★ Watched 13 Feb 2022

Inshallah she doesn't get any taller
The Witch 2015

★★ Watched 15 Apr 2022 2

A profile of Anya Taylor Joy's naked body cast half in shadow was enough to turn me heterosexual again, that's the extent of her devilry

Mickey 17 2025

★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

Idk I thought it was okay. Came to the realisation walking out of the cinema that I loved Pattinson, Ruffalo and Collette's performances so much but didn't really enjoy the rest of the movie around them but they were in like a combined 100% of scenes, so I was enjoying them even while I wasn't enjoying the movie so net-positive? 🤷‍♀️
Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare 2010

Watched 04 Mar 2025

fuck yeah i love scooby doo

The Boogeyman 2023

★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2023

As a big Rob Savage guy, I had sky high expectations and was bound to be pretty underwhelmed. Makes sense that this was written by the Quiet Place folk. I really liked the monster design but the whole thing was way too generic to leave much of an impact. Was far too reminiscent of Smile to be a big horror hit considering they only came out about a year apart. Hope this isn't the beginning of a Hollywoodification for Savage and is more of a one for them, one for me thing
Skinamarink 2022

★★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2023

Reduced me to hiding behind my hands, at the very end I had my whole leg across my field of vision because I was contorted so much and also cradling myself in my chair and also desperately wanted to not be looking at that final shot. I read all the things that said you need to be very immersed and I think that's true because I watched with headphones in the dark and my phone off and let me tell…