CCARKUS

CCARKUS

I’m the lesbian your parents warned you about <3

Favorite films

  • Heathers
  • The Lost Boys
  • Mad Max 2
  • The Craft

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  • Halloween

    ★★★★★

  • Halloween

    ★★★★

  • Hidden Figures

    ★★★★½

  • Mulan

    ★★★★★

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    All i’m sayin is laurie strode is a lesbian and i’m her girlfriend

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★

    This movie gave me whiplash idk if to spread my legs for Michael or Laurie 

    Real talk tho loved the laurie and michael parts of the movie but lauries daughter and granddaughter fell short for me?? Like theres so much that coulda just not happened and lauries daughter acts like she hasnt been trained for this her whole life till the last minute. 

    Anyways id eat out jamie lee curtis any day of the week she just has to call

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★★

    ARE YOU GAY? ARE YOU GAY AND GOTH/PUNK? ARE YOU GAY GOTH/PUNK AND MENTALLY ILL? THEN THIS IS YOUR MOVIE BITCH!!! ITS GOT VAMPIRES ITS GOT HOMO EROTICISM ITS GOT MULLETS ITS GOT MOTORCYCLES ITS GOT SHIRTLESS MEN ITS GOT GREAT MUSIC! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT IM SORRY YOU’RE CISHET TRUMP SUPPORTER SUCK A DICK YOU’LL FEEL BETTER!

  • Father's Day

    Father's Day

    ★★★★

    What the fuck matt