Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  okay so like not to be controversial but frodo is a punk bitch!!! idk why everyone is celebrating him sm when sam is RIGHT THERE!! this was my fav of the trilogy until the end, idk why peter jackson kept psyching us out that it’s the end

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  just a bunch of himbos going for a stroll. i don’t understand how legolas never runs out of arrows but im so glad he doesn’t cause i want him in literally every scene

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Nov 2024 1

  women, they have minds and they have souls, as well as just hearts. and they’ve got ambition and they’ve got talent as well as just beauty. and i am so sick of people saying that women are not fit to be president. i’m so sick of it!

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ★ Watched 05 Jun 2024 2

  the hair, makeup, and costume departments should literally be in jail for the crimes they committed in this movie. i wish i could give renee more stars but i just can’t