Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  so unserious bc you can’t tell me people wouldn’t see his goofy ass fake smile and immediately be like “this guy has someone in his basement”

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  just wanted to check in and yeah, it’s still so good

Popular reviews

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  It Ends with Us 2024

  ½ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  if jenny slate and blake lively can’t save your movie from being horrible you need to do some deep contemplation

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.