Going to reprise my Terminator review: If this was staring Bill Smith you’d find it at the bottom of a Wal-Mart dvd bin for $1.99. Actually, you’d probably be lucky to find it at all.
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Gone Girl 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Making me choose between my desire for films to have an interesting ending and for psycho bitches to get what they deserve
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Mickey 17 2025
Did you like Parasite? Doesn’t matter because this is literally nothing like it with the exception of classist themes. At its best, it has Pattinson giving a great performance within some generally funny goofy writing and playful commentary on the modern billionaire. At its worst, it’s heavily watered down version of Bong Joon Ho with middling cinematography, set design, and CGI.
Also might go down as an all-time release date push given current events
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Remembering Anthony Bourdain 2018
I finished Parts Unknown tonight. It’s had such an important impact on me and the way I view documentary filmmaking and the world. It’s taken me years to finish the series which feels weird to say because I genuinely love the show and there are only around 100 episodes. Maybe it’s like a great book you don’t want to end. Maybe I just come back to it when I need it.
I remember when Anthony Bourdain died. I had watched…
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