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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
Hilarious, deeply unserious, and borderline nonsensical but also incredibly sincere in its portrayal of emotional baggage and other road bumps that come with dating and companionship. Has probably the BEST editing and effects I’ve ever seen in a movie methinks — I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie so bodacious in its editing and cinematography 😟
9.0/10
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The Smurfs 2011
Actual dialogue from the movie:
*as they’re falling off a cliff*
The Smurfs: “let’s grab onto each other’s hands and make a Smurf bridge!”
Brainy Smurf: “ERM, ackchually, it’s more like a chain ☝️🤓”THIIIIIS movie’s bjüst….
For some reason during my all-nighter I decided to take a trip down memory lane and rewatch this movie for the first time in over a decade 😀
We start the movie off with an introduction to the Smurf Village, which is deep…
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Chungking Express 1994
Gorgeously shot and well-acted but kind of…carelessly strewn together? Going into this film I wasn’t really sure what I was in for but knew it was a whimsical, slice-of-life romance. It certainly delivered on that front, but I’m just left confused as it consists of two ENTIRELY different plots with two different sets of characters; with the latter one being a lot more drawn out, developed, and having an actual ending.
The first plot transitions nicely into the second one,…
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Emilia Pérez 2024
🎶everything was…horrible!🎶(better musical moment than any of what was performed in this godforsaken movie)
Don’t even want to waste any energy talking about this garbage but Emilia Perez is shockingly, horrifically, abysmally bad…I’d make better use of 2 hours and 10 minutes by counting to 7,800 on my fingers than listening to its rancid “”songs,”” seeing whatever Selena Nomez was doing and the epileptic choreography that accompanied said “”songs,”” and trying to make sense of the shitty, nonsensical writing. Just…so…
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