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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  So let’s talk about when is a good time and a bad time to watch this film.

  Good Time:
  On an empty stomach
  During the day
  Under the influence of nothing

  Bad Time:
  Having just finished dinner
  At night before it’s time to go to bed
  Under the influence of one (or more) substances (see what I did there)

  I will say no matter what, this is a masterfully crafted film, and an instant classic for the horror genre. Unfortunately…

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  The Oresteia 1983

  ★★★ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  You watch a lot of weird shit in acting school.

  This is really cool… but only after

  1. You start watching it
  2. Do some Wikipedia research
  3. Talk about it in class
  4. Read the first act of Agamemnon
  5. Pray to your God
  6. And then finally watching it a second time.

  And then it’s really fucking cool to watch I swear. I really unironically love it.

Popular reviews

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  Who on God’s great earth thought the lyrics “penis to vagina” was a good lyric? 

  This film sure does love a fade to black let me tell you.

  So this is it kids, this is the film that was the most nominated this year at the Golden Globes and the second most nominated film OF ALL TIME for the globes. And like truly aside from the performances (these actresses were pouring their heart and soul into what little they were…

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  It’s good to finally see the film isn’t it?

  General thoughts first and then in depth review (full of hot takes). Wicked is a wonderfully charming film that pays respect to the original broadway musical, the original novel and the original Hollywood movie musical genre. It was captivating, well pace, incredibly performed and just all around amazing. I’m feeling 7.5/10 its closer to an 8 then a 10.

  Now then (cracks neck and fingers) let’s get controversial.

  Good things first:…