Alright, I’m reviewing this one again because my last review got sabotaged (don’t ask)
Okay so let’s jump straight into it: from an internal plot and story point of view Zoolander does not matter. Normally these are the things I care about but you just can’t judge Zoolander on those standards. Every decision made in this movie is entirely dictated by what would be the most entertaining thing to happen next, and about halfway through this movie that internal logic…
Today I decided to go watch a movie. There’s a cinema about 5 minutes away from my house, but I’ve never been there before. I guess part of being an adult is that you get to go watch movies when they come out whenever you feel like it. That’s quite a nice feeling, even if the movie you end up watching is Micky 17
The narrative is sort of all over the place, and the best characters are the ones…
Okay, so this might be the weirdest way I’ve started a review but fuck it. So a little while ago I watched a one piece AMV to the song ‘like a prayer’ from the ‘I’ll Take You There Choir.’ A cover of the same song by Madonna. If you’ve seen this movie you probably know where this is going, but if you haven’t please stay with me I promise this is relevant. Well last night I decided that this song…
I caught myself thinking about this movie today, and I’ve decided that I owe it whatever the opposite of an apology is.
Today I watched an actual bad movie, and it was sad and disappointing, and it made me wonder why I propped up green lantern for being shit, but I didn’t do the same with other movies of a similar quality. I think I went too easy on this film because I didn’t expect anything from a green lantern…
