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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  The Joker but lots of sex

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Oct 2023 2

  So so so so so lame. Who asked for a story about a little girl who has slumber parties with Freddy. Needed a whole lot less talking and more showing. Not to mention the movie theater reeked. It was fine when i first walked in and no one was there, but then some cosplayers walked in and an instant waft of “never leaving my room” dispersed throughout the theater.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jul 2023 2

  “In every other Barbieland, Barbie always falls for Ken. And in every other Barbieland, it doesn’t end well.” Peak. Cliffhanger was insane. Can’t wait for part 2. “Nah, imma make my own patriarchy.”

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ★ Watched 27 Jun 2023

  Had to leave early. Way too much haram.

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