Cason Heckendorf

Cason Heckendorf

I love my cats, my blurays, and my girlfriend. In that order.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Aftersun
  • Chef
  • Parasite

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  • Citizen Kane

    ½

  • A Time to Kill

    ★★★★½

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★★

  • Her

    ★★★★★

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ½

    Why do people love this movie? Why is it considered the GOAT? Maybe it's cause I didn't watch this in the 40s, but compared to anything thats come out in the past 50 years...this sh*t sucks.

    What/who is Rosebud?! What/Who tf cares?!

    If this is your favorite movie, sorry, my Prada’s at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag.

  • A Time to Kill

    A Time to Kill

    ★★★★½

    Wow, what an opening. Performances and writing were very well done. It's sad to see Joel Schumacher's name get tarnished by a few stinkers he's made. The Lost Boys is awesome, I love The Phantom of the Opera, and I now love this. Great guy, great movie.

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  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ★★★★

    This movie was a blast! The pacing is amazing, and this already short movie feels like it goes by in an hour. The performances are very good, and the story is simple but complex enough to stay interesting. Little twists and turns throughout, and the sudden switch to full on slasher movie in the last act made this such a fun time!

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★

    What the fuck