CelebrityMartyr

CelebrityMartyr

Favorite films

  • Groundhog Day
  • Spider-Man 2
  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★

  • Terrifier 2

    ★★★

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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

    I fell asleep during this watch as I played it as background noise for the depression sleep I set for myself, but I've watched it so many times and analyzed it enough that I really do think that this movie is downright perfect. I struggle to criticize it.

    At its core, the movie is a message to a young audience, a message that says, "no matter how young you are, you can do whatever you put your mind to." Which…

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2

    ★★★

    When the movie is about Art horrifically murdering people, it's pretty fun! The rest of the movie drags, even in the end when it literally still is Art killing people. That isn't to say the plot is boring, but rather it's poorly paced. At multiple points I was like "is there seriously this much time left?"

    One thing I don't get is why the police are like "there's a fucker dressed like a clown killing people" and then everyone sees a fucker dressed like a clown and does nothing about it.

    But overall, an enjoyable movie. Kinda want to see T3rrifier now. 6/10.

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ★½

    This movie is better than I'd thought it would be. That being said, it fucking sucks.

    The guy who plays Ezekiel Sims sounds like he's trying his hardest to sound badass; instead, he sounds like Xavier: Renegade Angel. "Where's my spider? You took my spider."

    The CG looks cool at times; the concepts are cool, but the execution isn't. It looks like a PS3 game a lot of the times.

    The writing, predictably, is pretty bad. They break "show, don't…

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