Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  April 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  >it's march

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jul 2021

  if the john wick franchise and the safdie brothers films were actually as good as everyone including me says they are

Popular reviews

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★½ Watched 05 Jul 2019

  the most horrifying concepts ari aster's imagination is capable of mustering: "getting dumped" and "a naked lady but, like, really old"

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  House of 9 2005

  ★ Watched 21 Nov 2015

  anyway, all cops are bastards