Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  WHAT THE FUCKKKK EWWWW
  bro im so fucking disgusted and scared and astonished by how good everything about this was i canttt

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  oh great now i wanna kms

Popular reviews

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  Dirty Dancing 1987

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Mar 2025

  Watching this movie after hearing a bunch of my gay friends talk about their gay awakenings helped prove my straightness LMFAO
  I never understood the patrick swayze hype until I watched the movie in full (for the first time since I was 11) and saw the hungry eyes portion 😋😋 that man could FUCK. ME. UPPPP!!!

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  Office Christmas Party 2016

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 15 Dec 2024

  I could watch thousands of reels and still be able to say this is the funniest thing I’ve watched