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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  As this gets rained with award after award I think it’s kind of just sad that mainstream film audiences aren’t ready for a movie about the trans experience. Billboard after billboard trailer after trailer I watched the marketing team flex the reviews from critics calling this “bold” and “audacious” but quite honestly it’s so brutally neutering to the experiences of trans people that the existence of one in a movie is something to elicit that kind of reaction from some…

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  Shock 2000: Snuff Perversions Part II 2000

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  So unbelievably excruciatingly boring that I got offended and shot myself a million times in the face

Popular reviews

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  1334 2012

  Watched 10 Jul 2024

  Soundtrack on full volume that shit owns

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  Watched 17 Oct 2024 1

  Here I was Believing I would be in for yet another masturbatory Todd Phillips Scorsese worship party I could watch drunk with a couple pals and instead we got a 138 minute non movie about nothing. While the “message” of the original movie is derivative and unoriginal and boring it seems the only lower it could go for a pointless ~300 million dollar sequel was to have no message at all. I’m sure some Neanderthal freak, either aged 14 or…