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Stone Cold 1991
Movies like Stone Cold are classic examples of the over-the-top cheesy action flicks that made the '80s and '90s awesome.
We're introduced to our hero, played by Brian Bosworth—a former NFL linebacker from before my time—and he's already suspended from the force! He walks into a grocery store that's being robbed by a few guys who are clearly high on something, probably cocaine. If you've ever seen Cobra with Stallone, this scene will feel very familiar; it's basically the same…
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Friday the 13th 2009
I think they may have gone a little too far with Jason in this remake. I don't think him being a Rambo-like survivalist really fits—he's still presumably mentally challenged with a misshapen head. I can go along with many absurd things in this franchise, but Jason learning all these skills alone seems pretty far-fetched to me—did that TV in his room have MacGyver episodes running constantly?
This Jason isn't some mindless killing machine but a more territorial "get off my…
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Final Exam 1981
If you look at the poster for Final Exam, you think you're getting a prototype-type '80s slasher, but instead, it's a big bag of wet farts.
The movie starts out promising when a chubby maniac in an army jacket kills a couple in their car who are about to do the nasty. For the next hour, it's a bunch of college kids whining about exams and needing to pass or their dad is going to be pissed or something—there is…
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Kill the Referee 1984
Chances are, if you're a sports fan, your favorite team has been screwed over by a referee at some point—or at least perceived the referee ruined the game for your team. Now, European soccer is on another level when it comes to passion for your team—I don't think the plot of this movie would happen to an NBA ref. Jean-Pierre Mocky portrays being a fanatical follower so well it's scary.
The main hooligan, played by Michel Serrault, is your typical…
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