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Favorite films

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Disturbing Behavior
  • Ginger Snaps
  • The Wrong Trousers

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  • Massacre at Central High

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  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

  • Shadow of the Blair Witch

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  • Prom Night

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  • Disturbing Behavior

    Disturbing Behavior

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    The first time I watched Disturbing Behavior I fell in love.

    Over time that love faded, I kept thinking "is this really my favorite movie?" "It can't be that good, can it?"
    Then I couldn't take it anymore, the self doubt, the second-guessing myself, I had to go back and revisit Disturbing Behavior.

    From a purely technical standpoint it may not be "that good" but who cares? I love stupid cheesy 90's horror, and boy oh boy is this all…

  • Haunting on Fraternity Row

    Haunting on Fraternity Row

    Β½

    Babe, babe, it's the Fucking Luau babe.

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  • Massacre at Central High

    Massacre at Central High

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    83/365
    Started out promising but quickly went downhill. I went into this wanting and hoping for a fun straightforward slasher, instead I've got depression.
    I don't want to watch a movie with a message when I'm seeking out a stupid slash fest. Now I'm just bummed out.

  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

    Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II

    82/365

    I'm flabbergasted, gobsmacked, absolutely zonked. Trying to describe Prom Night II in words would be doing a disservice to how utterly frickin wackadoo this movie truly is. I can't even rate it, because how can you rate something that doesn't even fit on the scale?

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  • Escape from Area 51

    Escape from Area 51

    Caught the last 15m of this one on TV at 2am. Thought it was a porn, there was no porn, there. was. no porn.

  • Run Lola Run

    Run Lola Run

    I'd be collapsed on the sidewalk wheezing after 2 minutes.