Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  crime, full penetration, crime, full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, penetration, and then it just sort of… ends

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  Revenge 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach (me)

Recent reviews

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  Patriots Day 2016

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  kind of just a weird thing to make a film about, would have been so much better and ethical to just make this a documentary instead and it might as well have been one considering half of the movie was fucking real life footage of people dying 

  why the hell is mark wahlberg in this? he shouldn’t be here, he should be in Ted 2

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  Date Night 2010

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  a fine 90 minute movie featuring mark wahlberg to get me through my assignment

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  creeper? i hardly know her!

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Feb 2025

  i’m not religious at all but that homily kinda ate