Tiago Cervantes

Tiago Cervantes

| 25 | 🇵🇹 | 28/05 💙 | your friendly neighbourhood honest cinephile |

Meanwhile. | RIP David Lynch 🖤

Favorite films

  • The Exorcist
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Ghost in the Shell
  • The Beatles: Get Back

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  • Beatles '64

    ★★★★

  • Chicken Scratch

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★★

    Entry for the Faniac Cut:

    It's still the same movie but without some of the fat and some alternative and or deleted scenes.

    Still don't get why deleted the crime scene from the first murder from the final cut.

    Changing the ending to a fake out post credit is kind of a good idea that Wes Craven would've most likely done nowadays if he was still with us.

  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    This movie's distribution has been such a mess that we got an Italian Blu-Ray even before the American and worldwide theatrical release.

    Besides that, The Day The Earth Blew Up is a really good movie.
    Top notch animation, absolutely hilarious and standout performances by all voice actors.

    I'm not sure if this movie will make a lot of money at the box office but man, I really hope it does enough to make Warner realise the massive mistake they made.

    Once the portuguese distribution gets sorted out, I'll be there to support on a rewatch.

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★½

    SONY went back to 2002 and grabbed their most by the numbers origin story superhero movie.

    Ultra cliched, predictable as hell, boring as sin and something that should have been scrapped during the pandemic.

    Leave it to SONY to break MCU continuity somehow. Feige is fuming somewhere.

    Let's hope Kraven and Madame Web flop as well so the rights revert back to Marvel in a few years.

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Barbie is a cinematic miracle.

    After years and years of countless franchises trying to adapt their products into the cinematic world and most times creating subpart or just bad movies out of them, it took one of the greatest directors of this generation to take these concepts, flipped them upside down and actually make something with extreme love and care.

    This is one hilarious and thoughtful film. I haven't felt this much joy in a theater in years.

    You would…