Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  i can't believe this really was just a diva off. who knew cardinals were so bitchy

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  good heavens this is absurdly horny (is that a bad thing? no)

Popular reviews

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  In Space with Markiplier: Part 2 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 May 2022

  don't.

  also as soon as i heard the wkm music come in in the hold on video i was GONE. full on sobbing. and it only got worse when mark said "captain i'm tired

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2022

  taking hannibal lecter kinnie to the next level

  but genuinely holy SHIT this was so good. daisy edgar-jones and sebastian stan were incredible. felt like the tonal shifts were great, and the fucking intro card 30 mins in oh my GOD