Cerystacia

Cerystacia

A Film Whore and a Whore.

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  • Zodiac

    ★★★★★

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★★

  • Green Book

    ★★★★½

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

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  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    I think the killer is a VIRGO

  • Judas and the Black Messiah

    Judas and the Black Messiah

    ★★★★★

    I am 100% percent that my friend would get an erection watching this movie than having sex with his 2 and a half dick inches boyfriend.

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  • Tyler Perry's Divorce in the Black

    Tyler Perry's Divorce in the Black

    ½

    Dallas's narcissistic, loser-like, unhygienic goofball characteristics stem from his three-inch dick energy.


    If I were in a post-apocalyptic world and had to watch this movie for sustenance, I'd rather succumb to death than live with the fact that this movie saved me from dying.

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★

    HOW HARD CAN IT BE FOR NICK DUNNE TO NOT LET HIS DICK WANDERS LIKE A FUCKING NOMAD?!

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