cgarcez

cgarcez

Favorite films

  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
  • The Fifth Element
  • Death Becomes Her
  • Little Miss Sunshine

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  • Elvis

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

  • Mickey 17

  • Sing Sing

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  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Them filming the hospital scene with bandages on the lens actually fried me like why hahahaha

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    need it on the record that this is the worst movie I ive ever seen 

    Baz I will literally pay you to stop directing and writing screenplays and just do costuming or something. 

    Every story arc was exactly the same (elvis is trying to be christian and good, elvis is sad, elvis remembers who he is, elvis is happy again). Nearly three hours of the same tension on repeat. 

    Genuinely horrendous.

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  • Conclave

    Conclave

    Gag-a-tondra mama when I tell you my jaw was on the floor! Catholicism snapped w the outfits. The whole thing was so gay i LIVE

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    Ghosted by three indie boys… been there done that you ain’t special meryl

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