Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Queen of the Ring 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  I’m a simple man. You tell me there’s a movie about wrestling history starring about half of my wrestling/celebrity crushes and they’re all jacked as hell?? I have never BEEN more sat!

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  Opus 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Sorry, so…are we supposed to come out of this wanting every critic dead? Or that journalists shouldn’t report on shady and illegal shit out of fear that it will spread the toxic beliefs of the criminals? Insane flop of an ending.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  The heartbreaking realization that I could never show this movie to my dad (his name is Ken)

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  Imaginary 2024

  ★½ Watched 12 Mar 2024

  Can you ever just tell when a movie is made for the express purpose of getting turned into a Halloween Horror Nights house?