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Recent reviews

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  Cosmopolis 2012

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Obsessed with the way he didn’t even need a haircut

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 11 Mar 2025

  I thought my strange and complex feelings for Robert Pattinson only extended to his role in Batman but unfortunately this is not true. I AM GOOD MEAT!!!!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 03 Jan 2025

  My mom said this reminded her of the specter that visited her (?)

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  Uglies 2024

  Watched 06 Mar 2025

  the lobotomy that makes you stop being butch