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  The Big Short 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The sub-prime mortgage crisis is almost too smart compared to whatever stupid thing is gonna do it in the next year or so

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  Inside Job 2010

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Rewatching this for no apparent reason. The cartoonish evil really is something to behold. I think I still hate the new batch of tech perverts—who are probably going to be the cause of this next one—more viscerally than I do these guys, but it’s certainly a tight race. Shoutout to one of the interviewees who gets grilled in this, Dave McCormick (the scumbag who is my newly elected Senator), who I’m sure is keeping his eyes peeled for the next…

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  Godzilla 1954

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Apr 2024 1

  If I ever discover time travel I’ll be using it to get in that suit and stomp around miniature Tokyo

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Early 2000s proof of what has become undeniably clear from the likes of QAnon and other general post-pandemic Internet brainrot: Americans have an insatiable appetite for schizophrenic rabbit holes to give this whole thing some meaning. I am not above this—this movie rules. With enough mental illness you can even argue this is pro-Templar propaganda

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