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The Terminator 1984
Really like how Arnold is just a full on weapon in this one. Nothing is ever just, “opened”. It has to be smashed, ripped apart and mangled just for existing. Iv seen t2 and some of the sequels but hadn’t seen this one since I was like 8-9 years old and admittedly even though I don’t think it’s as good as T2 I think it’s got its moments. Tons of great shots along with some really nice darkened but not…
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
Go support your local theater, it just also helps it happens to be a very funny with -admittedly- a handful of jokes that don’t land.
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Alien: Romulus 2024
Immediately I want to make clear that this movie is going to be better in the eyes of people who prefer alien compared to aliens. I happen to be one of those people, so it felt perfect me. I could see why others would not like this. However, I am not one of those people. It felt scary when it needed to be while also implementing characters that I cared about.(and gave me reason to care about them) while it…
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Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater 1987
I had a jolt of nostalgia for this series today after not seeing it for 20+ years. My sister was really picky on what should would watch when we were kids and only wanted to watch Hello Kitty for a while there, for what ever reason this show was the only one I could stand at that age! (Probably from all the movie episodes) Watched a few episodes just for fun and it was surprisingly really good! While the animation was a little low budget it still had a really cool and vintage style to it, I surprisingly had a really good time.
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