Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  dad fell asleep before the lights dimmed but that’s on him bcs he missed out on a banger (took 1/2 star off bcs the smudged lights was too personal MY ASTIGMATISM IS NOT UR AESTHETIC!)

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Jan 2025

  penny and seaweed PLEASE run a tr@*n &n m€!

Popular reviews

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Jul 2024 1

  I would subscribe, fuck i’d buy merch too

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  The Apprentice 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  IF YOU’RE INDICTED, YOU’RE INVITED!

  
  
  

  …no but seriously this was the surprise of the year. so fucking funny in the first half but this was for sure a horror movie, all the laughter I had curdled in the scene with Ivana getting assaulted. Absolutely horrifying, DJT is a bastard and I cannot believe that we live in a world where he got ELECTED into a presidency